eggswald:

odumb:

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

#i don’t have a ship i have an entire fucking navy

(Source: albrie, via erins-killing-mask)

@3 minutes ago with 118618 notes

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier, via pizza)

@10 minutes ago with 73763 notes

sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

(via guy)

@2 hours ago with 137710 notes

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs, via never-wakeup)

@2 hours ago with 197444 notes

Whoever reblogs this by 3rd May

deanlovingcas:

I will put their URL in a notebook and hand it to Aidan Turner and say “These are all the tumblr users that think you’re awesome.”

(via aidhanturner)

@2 hours ago with 1255 notes

Run!

(Source: feanorr, via maesterfili)

@2 hours ago with 718 notes

pokernon:

1st base: reblogged my selfie
2nd base: tagged/perfect

(Source: eharmonized, via guy)

@2 hours ago with 33690 notes

dulect:

greeting your relatives

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(via guy)

@2 hours ago with 113085 notes

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(Source: telapathetic, via myhair-lookslike-a-lion)

@4 minutes ago with 292497 notes

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via guy)

@2 hours ago with 439605 notes

envyadams:

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)

Fhoebe

Rachel

bIng, Chandler

MonEca

NJoey

D

RosS

(via pizza)

@2 hours ago with 23590 notes

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via pizza)

@2 hours ago with 169715 notes

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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(via pizza)

@2 hours ago with 139609 notes

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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(via pizza)

@2 hours ago with 111178 notes

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via guy)

@2 hours ago with 150187 notes